2 definitions by KingjackMehoff

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A crack-cocaine addicted duckling; usually results from a crackhead mother duck.
That poor crackling would only swim in circles, and fly upside down.
by KingjackMehoff September 09, 2018
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Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.
I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.
by KingjackMehoff April 01, 2017
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