KingjackMehoff's definitions

Bartle Farting

Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.

I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.

by KingjackMehoff April 1, 2017

Stick Grower

Tree

The Stick Grower fell on grandpas truck and now he cant drive home...

by KingjackMehoff August 23, 2022

Quest Sex

The kinda sex you get after killing a dragon (defeating an ememy, obstical, or rival in a professional workplace or situation) saving a village from an army of attacking monsters (providing a stable household for your woman and offspring in the face of lifes moral dillemmas) or any other large and notable achievement.

I havent gotten quest sex since my honeymoon, maybe its time to hit the grinding stone.

by KingjackMehoff May 8, 2022

Crackling

A crack-cocaine addicted duckling; usually results from a crackhead mother duck.

That poor crackling would only swim in circles, and fly upside down.

by KingjackMehoff September 9, 2018