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dios mom

I worn out old whore. It's like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. Desperate for love and attention she will work for free but nobody wants that stuff anymore.
Damian slept with dios mom now he has the clap.
by Big 69 October 16, 2017
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Ur mom

Usually a female parent that is married to a man, but wee all know that she is g a y.
by pooo1od January 16, 2020
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ur mom

ur mom is you mother, its used when a bad joke was made by either friends or a bully. its not even funny, like its so 2018-
Jason: " you what the ugliest is? "
Toby: " YOuR Mom?! HAhaHAAhahHahHahHAa"
by Ari039 November 17, 2022
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Soccer mom

In Norway, this is a term for a middle-aged woman, who holds down a job, is the main breadwinner, and spends almost all of her free time taking care of her child, who is likely in an open or silent rebellion with the rest of the world. Very often, she is no longer married. The rest of her time, she spends doing work that might be considered reserved for men , like heavy construction. In general, despite her middle-age, she retains her good looks and is sexy, although she regularly deprecates herself for being "old and boring".
Helga? She's beautiful, but she's a soccer mom, so, if you want to go out on a date with her, it will have to be when she can find a babysitter and shes not doing heavy construction
by Butch1975. March 17, 2025
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ur mom

Ur mom is the hottest person in the world and I’d literally smash her
ur mom is so hot lol
by Soy la 69 November 21, 2021
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Poor Mom

Bxltz' = poor mom
by Niagda February 24, 2022
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Your mom

Noun: “whale” a large gelatonus creature, usually living under the sea, known for weighing several tons.
WOW, its your mom
by Proper definition of yeetus January 22, 2024
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