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Parting the Red Sea 

Sexual intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating. The stench and copious amount of blood released and accompanied with a woman's period is of little or no consequence to a man who is still willing to have sex with her. The man is usually very horny and/or drunk.

"Even though Sonia was on her period, I wanted to fuck her really bad. I knew that I would be parting the Red Sea if I fucked her liked that. But I'm an interesting guy and when I want something, I get it. So I did it"

"My neighbor is so fucking hot. I'd fuck her even if I had to part her Red Sea."
Parting the Red Sea by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008
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Blood Red 

The color of the crimson blood when someone bleeds, or you yourself bleeds, or just plain out any type of red blood. By far the best color ever.
Macy: OW, WTF DUDE! you got blood on my sweater!!!
Daniel: But that blood red color matches your eyes
Macy: You are soo right!
Blood Red by Pmaxm January 28, 2009

Beet Red 

When something is just so embarrassing, your face turns beet red.
I fell during commencements.

"It was Beet Red"
Beet Red by freddie890 December 2, 2009

High Tech Red Neck 

Someone who doubles the value of hiz truck by installing a radio in it.
bubba: dat shore looks better'n dat hole in yr dashboard.
htrn: yeah, and one of these dayz i might git it ta work!
High Tech Red Neck by daDebil January 16, 2004

little red riding hood 

a schizophrenic youth who is often seen roaming the woods, and stealing food from unsuspecting picnicers.
"have you seen that girl they've been talking about?"

"little red riding hood?"

"yeah"

"that bitch stole my turkey"

Chode Red 

A chode that has been rubbed raw via constant hand motions or fierce licking... or Cody B. Sometimes a Chode Red can even be caused by harmful chaffing. Sand paper has even been known to cause a few Chode Reds in my day.
Chode Red gave his dad a Chode Red last night. His dad loved it... and he loved doin it! mmmm Chode Red! :P
Chode Red by The Invasion of Asians! September 16, 2008