John

A man who has a heart, and a brain, and some courage. He shouldn't stand on tables, and a little weight isn't bad. Lots of freckles, and red Edward-Cullen like hair. He isn't too in it with anything, but makes a great match with other people. eg. a Christina.

You; that kid looks smart
me; swoon John

by Twilightslittlehopelessromantc October 22, 2011

plain john

Wears beige ALL the time. Never talks. doesn't listen to the conversations. Obssessed with spotty Wilson McFilson! im not gunna cry, im not gunna cry.... waaaaa, boo boo boo.

EMMA VARLEY!!! Lol!

by nicole n gay boyfriend January 10, 2004

Dear John Letter

A letter sent to an ex, or if your crazy, someone your stalking, you jizz onto a letter and send it.

That chick was crazy, so i thought i would get even with her, so i sent her a Dear John letter, and she flipped her lid.

by nutman common February 25, 2010

Jack Johnson

Some one's head is their Jack Johnson.

Don't make me give you a rap on the old jack johnson.

by Zaggerty January 3, 2005

John Thomas

Good looking, muscular, chick magnet, gifted at every sport, smart, caring, definitely a keeper, has a big cock

Look at John Thomas, he's so cool I want be his best friend

by Dat-Boi69 February 20, 2018

John Kerry

Some one who would rather lie than admit they know nothing about a subject.

"I'd have to say deer. I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach ... That's hunting." - John Kerry after he was asked what kind of hunting he preferred

"Don't John Kerry me, you are totally full of shit"

by mikeh792 November 1, 2006

john kerry

stupid prune faced liberal who never had any idea what he was talking about, but rambled endlessly like a teenage girl.

The only thing Kerry did right was concede when he knew he lost.

by manohmanoh August 18, 2006