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Time Jew 

A person who refuses to go back and fix something, in fear that they will lose their precious time for counting their money. They'd rather have something look like crap instead of fixing it.
Person: Oh wow. You just laced your shoes wrong.
Time Jew: ITS OKAY. theres no time to go back and fix it anyway.
Person: .. Holy time jew..
Time Jew by P!NKElEPHANT September 23, 2009

time skunk 

a person who pushes their e.t.a further and further back until they end up not coming to that social event at all
a time skunk probably doesn't value or respect your time
time skunk by Uncle Dimma October 8, 2020

dookie time 

verb: As used by the Amount Boyz or anyone in their crew, the time in which one feels the need to release excrement from their anus (see shitting taking a shit and the like)
That chineese food really did a number on my stomach - it's DOOKIE TIME!!!
dookie time by Christina December 17, 2003

Crunch Time

Crunch time is what you say to a women before laying down a serious smashing.
"When i put my blue suit on, you might as well call me the captain, cause it's crunch time!"
Crunch Time by Jonathan Torres. April 11, 2005

That Time of the Month 

A mixed drink created by David Larry that consists of Lime Vodka, Sprite, and Cranberry juice. It is to be shaken and strained into a glass.
Gosh Will, your government girl just made some That Time of the Month and it tasted delicious!
That Time of the Month by TheMan6789 November 12, 2008

feed my poodle let him know it's christmas time 

A plea to all you half wit frog bashers to save my poodle on christmas day from his usual kiddy fondling antics around the christmas tree of yorkshire pudding.
Robin: Where's your head at? WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT?
MG: I am the only gay in the village
Rover: save me

It's time to fucking collect 

A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.
Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?

Frank: Good point- it's time to fucking collect!