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Smithtown High School West 

A school built like a prison cell with a psychotic principal who makes his students recite phrases like, "stay to the right" and "hug your parents" in an effort to increase the non-exsistant school spirit. Most students don't give a fuck (or at least pretend not to give a fuck so they will seem more badass) about school and/or life in general and spent most of their time figuring out ways to get out of class so they can smoke in the school parking lot.

Each class typically has at least one smart asian and at least one slacker who is under the influence of something not wholesome. The freshmen get ridiculously punier every year and the graduating class gets more obnoxious. The majority of graduates will end up going to Suffolk Community and the rest will go to a SUNY because they are actually pretty smart but don't have money or did a lot of drugs.

Despite everything, Smithtown West is still a million times better than Smithtown East.
Smithtown High School West Student #1: Hey, look, we have off for some Jewish holiday I've never heard of.

SHSW Student #2: Let's go sit in the Starbucks parking lot for hours until our youth slips away.

SHSW Student #1: Okay.
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West Hollywood 

L.A's most urban neighborhood. The gay mecca of the city or suburb. Let's just say lots of pretty men in Euro dreads.
Best gay scene and the Sunset strip is really trashy and fun!
West Hollywood by Tokyo to Paris November 6, 2003

Westboro Baptist Church 

A Christian extremist and terrorist organization rooted in Topeka, Kansas whose activities have included protesting at stores, schools, churches, and funerals for ridiculous reasons. Other Christians do not even support these wackjobs. Even God would be facepalming at their failure. Their activities sometimes makes them look like an ironic satire of extremist beliefs.
The Westboro Baptist Church protested at the school because a student committed suicide. Their rationale for all tragedies such as this is that God wants to punish America for it's tolerance towards homosexuality and other "non-Christian" values.

west coast 

tupac was born on the east coast. he said "east coast born, west coast raised"
west side is the best side!
west coast by VivaLaRaza January 25, 2004

west coast 

1. The Western coast of the US, ie, Washington, Oregon and California; Alaska and Hawaii if you're technical.
2. One side in a retarded rap conflict over nothing. The other side is the East Coast. I really don't know why they're fighting.
West coast rappers and East Coast rappers allow themselves to be divided and fight over garbage. They're all millionaires anyway, so what's the point?
west coast by darkstar67 May 8, 2005

West Orange 

A town in Essex County, NJ that was the ultimate cool place to grow up in the 60, 70s, and 80s. It was mostly Italian and Jewish families. Everyone knew each other.

It is still a good town, but has a much bigger feel than in the past. It is extremely diverse, yet stays segregated by neighborhood. The whole town attends one high school.

Has overpriced homes and sky-high taxes.
North Jersey, Essex County, The Oranges, West Essex, WOTown, West Orange
West Orange by JSLDthecakeman January 4, 2010

The University of West Florida

A public university located in Pensacola, Florida. Filled with the most badass people in america, this university strives to dominate the world while limiting the retards of society each and every day.
Dude, which university do you go to?
I fuckin' go to the University of West Florida, or better yet, the United Workers of Freedom...(from retards)!