I just want to be friends 

It means you are nice enough to talk to and caring enough to confide in, but you are just to ugly,fat or broke to date them. You are expected to pretend you don't like the person when they say this.

This guy is really nice but he is just not good looking enough for other people to see us together so I told him " I just want to be friends ".

I just want to be friends by Qxuxateimporta October 14, 2008

Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box? 

It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.

For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.

(I am sad because my love is already assigned)

Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box? by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011

wanti wanti cyan get I' getti getti no want I' 

Best emkay quote of ALL time,no denial

person 1:whats your fav song

person 2:wanti wanti cyan get I' getti getti no want I'

person 1: e m k ay

wanti wanti cyan get I' getti getti no want I' by bsoda_ew August 11, 2021

Wanti wanti cyan get i’, getti getti no want i’, 

A quote from one of EmKay’s r/Ihadastroke

me: oi, what’s your favorite quote
you: uhhh, “Wanti wanti cyan get i’, getti getti no want i’,”?

Wanti wanti cyan get i’, getti getti no want i’, by DatRandomWott? October 14, 2021

You want him in your pants 

When someone you know thinks you want to to have sex with a guy.

Devin: Yeah, Sarah, just admit it, I know you like him.

Sarah: No, I don't!

Devin: Yeah, you do. You want him in your pants.

Sarah: Nooo! You're such a perv.

Devin: I'm the perv? You're the one that wants him in your pants.

Sarah: Argh! Just shut up!

Devin: Hah! So you do want to have sex with him!

Sarah: ...

You want him in your pants by MzPiggy537 March 29, 2012

i want dick

Meaning that you want dick in a hole or hand or something alike.

Example 1:
You: I want dick.
Girl: Ehm? I have a pussy.

Example 2:
Girl: I want dick.
You: i can give you some..

i want dick by Useidon February 20, 2017

I want to be alone 

When someone says this they don’t actually want to be alone, they want someone to be there for them and show the love and attention they deserves. Some people mistake this with a phrase that is for attention and manipulation.

Emma: I want to be alone
Jody: I’m not going to leave you alone, I’m going to be here for you

I want to be alone by Lowkeyyy. March 3, 2019