Uber-shaming

When you successfully convince your friends to take Uber instead of the subway like peasants.

James: Yo, u wanna meet at the train at 11?
Tony: Shit man, u finna drop hundies on bottles n u cant spend for a cab??
James: U rite fam, my bad. Lemme order that Uber

Tony: Hunnit. Next time lets do without dat Uber-shaming tho

by Dictiontony January 14, 2017

Uber-vated

Being annoyed that your Uber is late or lost. .

Mary was uber-vated when her Uber driver Jane didn't show up.

by ThePrimeMeridian May 4, 2016

uber-dextrous

Uber-Smart with Dextrous physical capabilities.

Like the 9yr. kid Eric Applebaum from Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. Whom was an outsider...with pure innocent's and imagination of a child who feels weird about his special capabilities. As Eric's character is this Uber-Dextrous child that...

by Quantum-Bom March 11, 2008

Uber Boobers

tits on a prostitute.

Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.

Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !

by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018

Uber Chip

The chip in the bag of doritos that has the most flavor and stuff on it.

Holy shit you found the uber chip in that bag of doritos.

by Frederick Van Go Fuck Yourself June 7, 2011

Uber Slow

When you are not getting enough Uber rides.

Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!

by Golden029 May 24, 2019

Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed

Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016