ubered

To kick the crap out of something using a computer. can be in a 1.)game or 2.)when hacking

1. yo i just ubered you bitch
2. i ubered my friends computer and loaded it with gay porn. so 1337.

by newbreed May 08, 2005

ubered

To feign interest and availability in having sex with someone attempting to pick a person up at the bar to get a free taxi home. Usually ends with the sexual interest jumping out of the solicitor's car and running away at a major intersection somewhat near his or her home.

- "Dude, I can't believe those chicks totally Ubered us!"

- "Sorry bro. You got Ubered. Happens. You want my wifi password?"
- "I ain't got no money for a cab -- let's Uber those old dudes. Holy cow, that one on the left looks like Akroid."

by Kate Luna May 19, 2015

Ubered

To be massively conned into thinking you booked a taxi, but actually get a clueless gimp charging you silly money.

"Got proper ripped off last night. Driver lost & cost me £150!"

"Looks like you was ubered!"

by Sherbetdab March 11, 2015

uber

The ultimate, above all, the best, top, something that nothing is better than. Also Über

I'm Über confused...

by PHaNuBiS March 28, 2003

uber

a car company that picks you up when ur high af

uber is fucking guiness.

by marijuanawannabe April 02, 2015

Uber

Term with literal meaning of "above" in German. Brought to the mainstream in the early 80's by hardcore American punk band, the Dead Kennedys when using the term in the anti-Californian government song "California Uber Alles", which is a take off the German motto of "Deustchland Uber Alles", which translates to "Germany above all." The term was picked up in their native California stomping grounds by the typical surfers and "punks" and extended from there to many teenagers, the majority of which use the term online.

That was uber-lame.

by God. January 03, 2004

uber

(1) german word for "above" or "over" (correct spelling "über")
(2) Became popular in the american language through its occurence in a phrase of the old nazi-time german anthem, re-used by punk bands ("california über alles")
(3) Is now used as a substitute for "really" or "very" etc.

(1) Ich sehe die Sterne über mir (I see the stars above me)
(2) "...Deutschland über Alles..." (Germany above All Things)
(3) This website is über-informative

by rastarulor May 24, 2004