Toothy blow

a blowjob that envolves too much teeth and not enough tongue... and it hurts if they bite...

Kathie gave me a toothy blowjob, and btw she hasn't been using whitening tooth paste...

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

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butter tooth

a nasty, yellow, fuck up tooth in Jeff's nasty ass grill.

Jeff's butter tooth is so fucked up, he cut his mom's pussy with it last night.

by MadCow July 20, 2004

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A common act between gay males, when one man's rectum is full of shit the other pummels his anus with his dick, thus getting it covered in chocolate. The first man then kneels down and brushes his teeth with his new chocolate tooth brush

Elliott: Damn man I forgot to bring my toothbrush to this man only sleepover

Robbie: Dont worry Kingy wait till you need to shit then I'll give you a chocolate toothbrush

Elliott: Thanks mate, I love it when you slam into my arse

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

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Toothless Sea Lion

A smelly and unkept vagina.
Often envolving douche and such objects

I don't think I'll be seeing her again, Cilla. She had a fanny like a toothless sea lion.

by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009

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Meat Tooth

Said of someone who has frequent, overwhelming, all encompassing hankerings for meat; usually red, and commonly undercooked.

Shocked Spectator: "Dude, your mom is really, uh, going for that rare prime rib."
Embarrassed Offspring: "Yes, yes she is. Please do stand back, and accept my offer of protective eyewear. She becomes quite vigorous at feeding time,especially if she can smell blood. As you can see, she has quite the Meat Tooth.

by Embarrassed Offspring October 16, 2008

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Tooth Fairy

As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.

Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.

As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.

by Mr. and Mrs. Milkbone November 1, 2010

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