You don tell me

A phrase that drunk people repeat; sometimes the only thing that they are intelligent enough to say; also used towards a girl with a lot of attitude.

Joe: Dave, you piss drunk
Dave: You don tell me!

by Pheonixonearth May 30, 2006

i'll tell you the hell

a smart assed response used when someone has asked 'wat the hell?'. of course this is followed by wat is actually the hell.

i.e. Gabby walks in on her sister running about her room like a mad woman.

Gabby: Gwenn, wat the hell?!?!? you look like a retard!

Gwenn: the hell? you want the hell??? i'll tell you the hell. i just ate a bucket of sugar with a shovel!

Gabby: *sigh*

by Xx moonlight xX March 3, 2011

I’m Telling

Hey! Did you just search up the definition of I’m Telling? That’s my legal name! You should have already known that! That’s it, I’m Telling! (The name of someone who’s goal in life is to make people suffer for no reason)

Hey! Nice to me you, I’m I’m Telling! Hey! Did you just raise your voice? I’m telling!

by I’m Telling July 2, 2020

Baco Tell

Taco Bell when ur fried or sauced as fuck

Dick: "I'm fried n got le munchies fam where we tryna meet bruh"
Richard: "Leggo to Baco Tell mane I'm hangry"
Dick: "Fuck yeah my dude"

by 12342234 February 25, 2019

Tell about yourself

The phrase used in a girl’s dating profile if she lacks the ability to create a decent bio about herself.

McKeighlee’s dating profile contained no information about herself other than the phrase, “tell about yourself.”

by T$Bop November 9, 2020

fuck you i won't do what you tell me

a phrase in the song killing in the name by rage against the machine one of the most awesomest hard awesome erect bands in the universe. it's said 16 times and in the music vid the lead says it to a bouncer or a cop or a security dude like a bajillion times and then he calms down.

it's a seriously hardcore phrase, and most punk rocker peeps use the phrase every second of their life. practically.

also it's what you say when your teacher tells you to do something, or if you girlfriend suggests that you stop touching her cheek.

1)

Mom: Hey, Caleb, take out the trash!
Caleb: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Mom: Umm... okay....

2)
Jacob: Excuse me, but would you mind closing your legs Shawn Johnson That smell of tuna is really getting to me.
Shawn Johnson: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!"
Jacob: What the hell are you talking about? I just asked you to close your legs!

3)
Jason: Hey Erin you're hawttt
Erin: Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Jason: That just makes perfect sense, anyway, i'm gonna touch your cheek.

by Ninja J December 27, 2008

Run and Tell That

The act of confronting an idiot rapits in the projects, according to Antoine Dodson.

Antoine told the rapist he could "Run and Tell That, Run and Tell That, Run and Tell That Homeboy, Home-Home-Home Boy."

by Helena255 May 5, 2011