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Moses water

The exact temperature between Luke warm and actually warm water. Causes the uncomfortable feeling of not being warm enough, thus resulting in an overall coldness of the body
Lindsay: how was your shower?
Dan: it was bad. i stepped into a shitload of moses water
by chego December 29, 2009
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Water Pisstol

The act of pouring piss into ones anus with a funnel, after which masturbating furiously for 10 seconds (acting like the pump on a water pistol). After which the participant squeezes the piss out of their arse like a water pistol.
''Last night my friend came round to my house and we both help each other fill out water pisstols then had a water pisstol fight''

''Last night I was practising with my water pisstol, I shot three meters''
by Wateryanus September 10, 2012
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yuppie water

Water infused with/steeped in fruits or vegetables for people who can't drink it straight.
Water infused with cucumber, water infused with blood oranges, water infused with coconut

Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.
by Ian Broswell March 2, 2010
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tranny water

The clear liquid cum produced by male-to-female transsexuals. This is caused by testosterone blockers or an orchiectomy, which cause there to be no white fluid (produced by the testicles).
My mistress fed me only tranny water for a month.
by SkaiSelachamorph January 25, 2014
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Dinner Water

When you go out to eat at a restaurant and all you order is a glass of water.
I skipped dinner last night. The crew went out to eat at some new fusion food restaurant and the menu was terrible, so I just ordered a Dinner Water.
by OnABeerBudget September 17, 2011
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Water Clown

A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.
The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.
by FrogboggerSteve March 16, 2009
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Disco Water

Water with MDMA mixed in.
"I downed some disco water with half a gram in it like 10 minutes ago and I'm coming up!"
by ollieph February 2, 2014
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