brown sock

This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.

Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.

Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.

by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005

Sock Babies

Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.

I heard Petty Officer Evers making sock babies last night.

by navy_squid June 10, 2008

Bean Sock

A sock filled with beans... thats it

Person 1: Hey Brian, what are you doing?
Brian: Nothing!
Person 1: Are you eating the bean sock again?
Brian: h948fnh4308sf

by Banana_Bob April 19, 2021

Snowmaker's Sock

A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.

In order to not make a mess of his bedspread, Snowmaker used snowmaker's sock to catch his load

by snowmaker6969 April 30, 2011

Bush sock

The sock used to simulate a vagina by wanking military personal and catch sperm while conducting field exercises.

I hope Adam used his bush sock last night when he was rustling around in his sleeping bag.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 7, 2018

Apple socks

A woman's breasts that sag down and look like an apple in a tube sock is attached to her chest.

So I went home with this MILF last night and she had herself some apple socks.

by Noot Noot July 24, 2011

Milk Sock

A sock that is your little brother thought had salty milk in it but was really your cum sock. Often a white sock with red stripes.

"That was a good milk sock big bro." "That wasn't milk..."

by Milk sock November 24, 2019