soccer

a sport invented by the chinese 500 years ago. They used a ball made of leather, and eventually the sport migrated over to Europe and them fucking Brits think they invented it. Soccer is fucking awesome and no sport can beat it well maybe rugby, but DEFINITLY NOT AMERICAN FOOTBALL.
Some amazing players that play soccer are Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Pele, and Shevchenko :).

Soccer player - man soccer is awesome
some asshole - soccer is teh gay football pwns
*5 seconds later asshole has a fucking soccer ball up his ass
soccer player - damn americans

by Mike Balinho May 14, 2006

Soccer sandal effect

(noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and/or worthless, now seems "hot".

See also soccer sandal.

"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three examples of the "soccer sandal effect".

by NikeACG August 14, 2005

International Online Soccer

A soccer mod for Half-Life that allows you to play as one player with other human players online.

International Online Soccer lets you play soccer without leaving the basement of your Jewish parents' house.

by Isolated March 29, 2005

sorcery

communication with spirits, if elements were intellectual and devils could be told, not to exist they're trying for it with you, the nothing that comes?
the idea that, lightning is idea, most surely definitely, and so could you be a lightning mage and bend, it at your will, or harness the static in another's mind, and send the bolt, electric, that he could need to think of something suddenly, his terrain his own, or that he would see you do it, here, was it real.

What sorcery is this? means, what are you trying to say to me? or where do you come from?

by Setsuko Kaguya December 11, 2018

soccer is not a sport

It just isn’t.

Person a: I play soccer, what sport do u play
Person b: wait soccer is not a sport you bum
Person a (walks away defeated)

by Also look up Vincent December 19, 2017

soccer

By far and unfortunately, the most popular sport in the world. These players get taken off in stretchers over a rolled ankle, they whine and complain and cry over the tiniest injuries. EVERYtime they fall, you can be sure they won't get up after a few minutes. Sure, it's straight running for 45 minutes for two halves. Who gives a shit? Cross Country you run A LOT more, but does that make Cross Country more of a sport than Soccer? Probably not. Then there's this moving backwards and passing backwards which means VERY LITTLE scoring which makes it impossible to watch. Yeah, only a true soccer fan can detect the eye-popping moves, not the case for the casual sports fan. Sure it takes a lot of skill, and I mean A LOT of skill to play soccer, but it's not very noticable and not very entertaining... at all. Oh, and no sport should EVER be a sport if it ends in a fucking TIE. Ties do not show what team is better and it's never worth watching 3 seconds of the match if you know it's going to end in a tie. Meanwhile, you got one handed touchdowns, slam dunks, and home runs. Then you got TOUGH athletes like Donovan McNabb playing on one leg, Brett Favre throwing TDs with 2 working fingers, and Richard Hamilton scoring 25 points with a broken face. Then there's Michael Jordan's last second shots and John Elway's last minute drives. There's not much you can expect in the last minute of soccer games. And yes, American Football players do wear pads. You say soccer doesn't need pads because that makes them tougher? Think again. Football is SO FUCKING TOUGH that you NEED to have pads. And even with pads, it still makes football a much tougher sport. You can't even compare soccer to football, so stop trying. Look, I'll admit soccer requires the most skill and the most eye coordination and is very exhausting. But that in any way or form of meaning DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER OR MORE ENTERTAINING THAN OTHER SPORTS. The more you say or think about it, the more you are a disgrace to the wide wide wide world of sports.

Soccer is so boring, I'd much rather watch paint dry.

by Josh June 19, 2006

racquetball soccer

A glorious sport, practiced in a racquetball court. A soccer ball takes the place of a racquetball, and two teams try to get the ball to the forward wall without letting the ball bounce on the ground more than twice. If the ball hits any wall/the ground other than the forward wall during the serve, the serve is a fault and must be done over. Play goes to an odd number decided upon at the start, as required by time available to play. 5, 7, 11, 15, and 21 are common goal scores. Not to be confused with SocCourt. The origination of the game dates back to March of 2006 at Albuquerque Academy.

Hey, I've got a free period! Lets go play some Racquetball Soccer!

by The Gumrunner September 27, 2007