The degree to which a person or thing exhibits the characteristics that suffice to classify it as a schmuck, which is Yiddish for penis. May also be the degree to which you resemble a flaccid whale penis.
Example 1: Rush Limbaugh's soft shifty body gets a 10 on the schmuckitude scale.
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Example 2: The schmuckitude of stealing that baby's candy and wiping his own ass with it before giving it back is legendary.
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Example 2: The schmuckitude of stealing that baby's candy and wiping his own ass with it before giving it back is legendary.
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(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!
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Daniel " Timmy is such a schmuckwad!"
Nathan "What's a schmuckwad ?"
Daniel " A combination of schmuck and fuckwad."
Nathan "Oh!"
Nathan "What's a schmuckwad ?"
Daniel " A combination of schmuck and fuckwad."
Nathan "Oh!"
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Synonyms: Cunt, out of stater
Synonyms: Cunt, out of stater
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A guy who is such an ass that he's a schmuck ( Yiddish for a dickhead) and an asshole combined. One word doesn't suffice. . . You need to combine the two.
That schmuckhole was walking in the middle of the street late at night wearing only black and I nearly hit him and got charged with manslaughter.
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One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
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