Schlobster

Red Lobster - A "seafood" restaurant that serves bland food.

Name similar to others such as Jack In a Crack.

That food tasted like long john silvers! man, that place shouldn't be called red lobster, its Schlobsters!

by ketza December 2, 2007

scemotic

wanting to be scene, emo, gothic.
it's what other people call you when they don't want you to be scene, emo, or gothic.

Jake ; "you made me depressed"
Me ; "stfu, and stop being scemotic"

by Elmo & Ema April 15, 2011

Schlockumentary

When a documentary producer fails to shoot sufficient footage and the film then has to be padded out in post production with jokes, skits and irrelevant distractions.

Ironically, the dancing text messages were the best part of that Schlockumentary.

by Bloobo June 11, 2015

Schlode

A wide but long penis. Derived from a schlong and chode.

He couldn't take one step out of his house with out people laughing at his enormous schlode.

by Missilez_ October 24, 2015

schlogeling

Aimlessly and uncomfortably "being" with no particular purpose.

Everyone was in a hurry to get to work but Professor Bittner was just schlogeling at his own pace.

by SR914 June 3, 2016

Schlobengrinder

A well endowed man (or woman) with love for the drink and the hunt. This specimen can, regardless of their state, get any job done and take down any whale no matter the cost or the size.

Buddy is such a Schlobengrinder, he blew the sickest Vape cloud after he mounted that great white tail.

by jon the man June 22, 2016

Schloinging

Another word for fucking or loud sex that everyone in your dorm can hear after quiet hours

Dude, are they schloinging at this hour? So disrespectful

I can't focus on my pset with these assholes schloinging next door

by adventuregrl97 May 7, 2018