Mind Pissing

To mentally mark your territory.

1. Carlos is mind pissing on Megan when Megan belongs to Dave.

2. Megan is dating Dave but Carlos keeps minding pissing on Megan.

3. If Dave and Megan were going to a party and Dave started talking to another girl when Megan was watching, she would walk over to Dave and mind pies on him in front of said girl.

by Dave and Megan February 19, 2011

squirrel pissing

bullshitting/overreacting to everything

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.

by That_Guy_Is_Awesome March 14, 2011

Just Posting it.

A term used when someone is fucking the dog or does not want to do work.

Hey , what are you doing today? Just posting it.

by UNKNOWN411 October 16, 2012

back pissing

When a man tucks his penis and balls in between his legs so it is pointing out of the back (similar to the "goat" or silence of the lambs tucking), you then back up to a urinal, bow forward and piss out the back.

I was so drunk at the game last night that I decided to drop my pants to my ankles, turn around and do some back pissing in in the urinal.

by b4dub March 26, 2013

Uber-posting

People who over post on social media to the point of being unfollowed or unfriended.

Uber-posting endlessly finally made me unfollow him.

by Smith Words June 2, 2014

show posting

A "show posting" occurs when you have secured a new job with the recruiting manager and then the organizations, kicks off the "job posting!, but you know the corporate process is bullshit as you have already secure the position, it is a facade, only a show to check the "corporate process" checkbox.

A friend knows a VP on Bank of America, who could offer you a management position talk to her to secure the job and the she will complete the "show posting" corporate process

by Corporate_Job March 11, 2015

power posting

Synonymous with spam, it is the posting of multiple messages in a short succession. It is usually done to gain certain privileges that require a certain amount of posts to gain, or to simply boost one's post count to make them seem like they're a more experienced user (although this is usually not the case with people who power post)

Person 1: *new thread* "OMG hi guys!!!"
Person 1: *repeats the above about 500 times*
Person 2: "I think Person 1 might be power posting."

by occultTempest October 18, 2015