peemergency

noun.

To have a strong desire to urinate while lacking the proper setting in which to relieve yourself.

To want to pee but not have a bathroom around. Sometimes accompanied by a pee pee dance and your friends talking about Niagara Falls and water related topics.

Guy in back seat of car: Dude seriously, my teeth are floating i've got to piss like a racehorse! Pull over or I'm going to whiz (akawizz) myself in the back of your ride and give your upholstery a golden shower. I've got a serious peemergency!

Driver: Sorry bro, we don't have a planned bathroom break for exactly 68 minutes. There are some bottles back there so make a urine bomb. I can't stop I've got to make highway time to our destination.

by danhimes.com January 16, 2008

peter criss

a member of the band kiss that according to peter, nobody wants to be

nobody wants to be peter criss lois, not even peter criss!

by Adrian December 18, 2004

I-Peeper

eye-peeper(noun); a person, usually in the workplace, who looks at someone's IPOD screen to see what it is they are listening to and then comments on it, or uses that information later for some other purpose.

"Joe I-peeped me yesterday when I was listening to Black Sabbath, and then during lunch, joked to my boss that I listen to 'the devil's music'".

"Hey, I don't mean to be an I-Peeper but I see we have a mutual Clay Aiken thing going on."

by Gregg Z. January 22, 2007

Peter

A sweet guy he can be kind of shy or look like he's mad but he's not he's just a lot on his mind. He's definetly boyfriend material. He's good at soccer and basketball. He doesn't like girls that have drama or girls that follow him around like puppy dogs, he just wants to have good friends and focus on school work but he secretly admires someone special. All the girls like him, he's tall with sandy brown hair and brown eyes that will just make your heart melt. Peters are greatly admired and loved by many and most of all he's super cute

Man I wish I had a peter
He's such a Peter

by Fan girl 25 April 20, 2017

peener fuzz

1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair

When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.

by Mike December 26, 2004

Peter Seller

Someone who pimps out male prostitutes.

WOODY: What's the name of that new Peter Seller? The one who owns "Gigalos2Go"?

DICK: Goes by the name of Roger Moore.

by Peter Eaton June 11, 2006

Peter Panning

When someone continues to act younger then they are, and doesn’t want to grow old like Peter Pan.

That guy, or girl, is still going out every weekend like they are in their teens.... Definitely Peter Panning.

I’m Peter Panning right now - no responsibilities, no problems.

by Powelly April 21, 2019