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A SuperHuman, Unshaven Geek who releases Steam from his head as he works away uncontrollably. Often found in the gutter with an empty bottle of Bacardi shoved in his Nought.
NOJ Smashed a few women last night an ended up on the Pump Truck.
NOJ by TheLex April 25, 2008
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Nojob can also be a guy that has sex when he between the age of 12 and 16
Guy 1: Hi did you guys hear what i did today? I had sex!
Guy 2 and Guy 3 walks slowly away while they whisper "nojob"
nojob by jhvjkgvjlgulhjnm October 14, 2016
(Verb): To attempt the reenactment of ancient egyptian rituals found on internet sites. To smoke a tea bag out of a glass pipe, proclaiming that it soothes the senses. To level one's body and mind with drugs such as acid and mushrooms.
1) Wow Frank, you really nojed that white gold you got off the internet site.
2) Gee Billy, way to noje all that tea bag before letting me get a puff.
3) I really got nothing for this one
noje by Gluteus Maximus January 8, 2007

Nojumper 

A podcast which interviews underground rappers. With an awesome host.
Nojumper, coolest podcast in the world
Nojumper by Geofflol November 3, 2018
did you hear about frantz? he got nojed from miami
noje by John Brutvan August 14, 2003
(Attributed to Adam Carolla) The opposite of mojo: when you can't seem to get anything right.
None of the bets I made today paid off; I blame my nojo.
nojo by viovio June 30, 2012