NOJ

A SuperHuman, Unshaven Geek who releases Steam from his head as he works away uncontrollably. Often found in the gutter with an empty bottle of Bacardi shoved in his Nought.

NOJ Smashed a few women last night an ended up on the Pump Truck.

by TheLex April 25, 2008

NOJ

Named after a support band so bad that noj has become a very flexible form of profanity.

That was so noj man = that was so shit/crap/wank man.

You're a nojing dick = you're a fucking dick

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003

Noj

Noun.

1. A person with good intentions, who seems to always get the short end of the stick.

He was out hiking and bit his tongue in half trying to put his backpack on. What a Noj.

He was out hiking and bit his tongue in half trying to put his backpack on. What a Noj.

by yellowduck November 12, 2013

Noj

When someone uses sarcasm to make something hilarious, then goes on to try and continue being funny but fails and looks like a dumbass.

Guy1: i dont understand how im not clinically insane | Guy2: Maybe because you've never been to a Clinic? | Guy3: roflmao | Guy2: or maybe you went but got kicked out for killing a nurse | Guy3: Fucking Noj'd it man..

by Saint Joe January 29, 2009

Noj

Nothing can describe the greatness of this person. Unfathomable greatness. Also share a resemblance to Simu Liu.

Nothing can compare to the power of Noj the great.

by therealnjnjnj November 22, 2021

Noj

Anything you want it to br, but typically fucked but not super fucked

Mate are you noj’d?

Dude you’re an absolute noj

At least you didn’t make a noj of yourself

Dude honestly, I’m getting noj’d

This bloke is an absolute noj

by Noj Man October 07, 2020

Noj

Fucking wanger. Very feel

What you saying Noj you shlaggggggg

by Kcaj ittelloc November 24, 2021