triple mongolian cluster fuck

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.

Oh man, you don't want to get involved in that, that's seriously a triple mongolian clusterfuck.

by dr_spanklebums May 4, 2004

mongolised

To be inebriated / very drunk.

Christ, I must have been mongolised last night, I pissed the chair again.

by T Boor June 30, 2008

mongle

To ejaculate without the use of ur hands or another person.

Man that nice combo of the hot moist paper towel with the saran wrap and vasaline sure gave me a good mongle. -Daniel Oliver.

by Oliver Quidgeums December 28, 2005

mongolian chimny sweep

when a guy shits in a girls ass hole and then the guy scoops that shit out and she eats the shit he shat.

i wanted to take a shit but i was super kinky horney at the same time so i gave her a mongolian chimny sweep.

by teri August 30, 2008

mongolian throat singing

When someone takes a crap and picks the corn and nuts out then is shoved down an unsuspecting victims throat making them sing

I got a video of a sub Mongolian throat singing and put it on worldstar

by Meeter haesh August 3, 2016

Cock Mongler

Someone that enjoys playing with their penis in a public area.

I saw this old cock mongler playing with his junk in church

by Cock Mongler July 7, 2006

go Mongolian

When your boss asks you out to lunch so he can murder you and play "Weekend at Bernie's" with your corpse.

Donald Trump wants to do lunch, but I'm afraid he might go Mongolian.

by Apollo1 August 12, 2011