Mall Urchin

A latch-key kid who spends all their time at the mall. They are commonly found in lower middle class/working class suburban towns. They can be seen loitering in the mall for hours on end, causing various levels of trouble, asking adults for cigarettes and making out with each other in random locals.They have no set life goals,are very snarky and do badly in school. They are akin to the mall goth,mall punkandmall slut and often are the same thing.

John: I went to the Enfield Square last night. Mall urchins heckled me as I walked in, then later on they asked me to buy them smokes.
Sarah: Were the hell are their parents?
John: Pass out on a couch in T-ville mostly likely.

jesus of suburbia/st.jimmy are good examples of Mall urchins.

by Maiku Chan January 5, 2009

Mallards

British slang for breasts. Commonly used when objectifying a woman.

That girl's got a stonking pair of mallards

by publicpollinator December 16, 2016

Mallerly

The most beautiful girl in the world who can be really tough but stands up for her friends she'll tell things to you straight up and you'll be really lucky to have a mallerly in your life

Mallerly is my best friend she never lets me down

by Missdiva101 June 12, 2017

Shit Mallet

To release gas from one's rectum (fart) in front of an automated sliding door like those found at entrances and exits of grocery stores, so that when the door opens and a breeze rushes in, on-comers will be hit directly in the olfactory system (nose - sense of smell) by one's 'stink'.

Jay farted in front of the doors at the Soccer Centre last night and when Joyce walked out through the doors, his 'stink' hit me like a 'shit mallet'.

by ArsenalArmada January 23, 2008

Granite Run Mall

A large mall, located in Media, PA, part of the group of "Simon Malls."

"Hey Andrew, now that class in canceled, I'mmmmm going to the GRANITE RUN MALL. HMMMM!"

by Cinnamon Crime Ring October 8, 2009

Maller

MMORPG: someone who spends a lot of money in free online role playing games in order to buy stronger items in order to gain an advantage over other players.

Guy: You're only good because you're a maller. Go spend your money on real stuff.

by Jason Duong May 21, 2008

malled

To lose online video gaming LANS at local shopping malls.

Mutiny Gaming got malled at the last CyberZone LAN going 0-2.

by widescreen October 11, 2006