granite

Either

1) Incorrect usage in the phrase, "take for GRANTED",

or

2) Attributing dullness or stupidity to the object of said phrase.

My girl always takes me for granite.

by Blvtarsky November 20, 2010

Granite

A way of describing super hard, large and defined muscles such as biceps and calf muscles.

Pronounced: Gran-eet

Grandfather - "Hey boy, graniiiite" *pointing to and flexing biceps of steel, the size of baseballs*

Son - "Okayyyy??? Why do you say that?"

Grandfather - "because they're as hard as a rock. Granite"

by Natarino May 28, 2021

Granite

Something that is disgusting.

My girlfriend cooked me dinner last night and it was granite!

by kwinksy August 26, 2008

granite

Sub for words such as 'cool', 'awesome', and 'gnarly'.

A word thats quite popularly used by european teenagers, and is rapidly making itsway across the Middle East and the US.

-Hey man, sorry about last night
+No worries bud, its all granite!

Or

-A yo! I got a free pizza today!
+No way man! Fucking granite!

by supertightbutthole October 19, 2014

granite

Friendship as hard as a rock

Don't take our friendship for granite jello man!

by 3KnucksDeep November 8, 2022

Granite

Real, true, accurate, something the speaker agrees with

Guy 1: Movies don't hit like they used to
Guy 2: Straight granite dude

by HallOfKeepersAndAsh December 21, 2023

granite maul spec

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.

Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!

by A_revolver June 16, 2008