matesturbate

1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)

"Yo guys while you were all out buying beer I matesturbated over your new lounge!"

by B0 Ch1zw1t July 27, 2005

mateshit

all your flat mate's belongings, strewn around the floor.

Guy 1: nice place you got here

Guy 2: yeah, if you look pat all the mateshit all over the floor

by bennnyyyyyy January 23, 2009

mathew christian gentzke

Gay

Mathew Christian Gentzke is gay. Gay homosexual not straight slut

by Mathew Christian Gentzkr July 25, 2016

madhesh

A cool guy with tens of bitches left and right.

Yoo that's madhesh!!!! Better hide yo gal 😭

by thanos_mama.exe November 22, 2021

Mathew

Definition - Mathew: a loving friend.
A friend that longs for hugs.
A friend who does not take no for an answer.

The Mathew’s of the world are kind, loyal, and kinda annoying.

Mathew’s should be treated with love and kindness.

You can see their hearts explode.

Happy birthday to you, Mathew’s of the world.

May your day be filled with calmness,
May your week be filled with surprises,
May your year be filled with much happiness.

We love you.

Sincerely,

Your fans.

Mathew is kind!
I saw Mathew in Sia’s basement!
Mathew cagacazzo!

by Trisha lover April 1, 2022

Kathi Mahesh

Paytm star oh Telugu FB and Twitter..full range hypocrite but acts like a intellect...

Received RS 500/- through Paytm from Kathi Mahesh

by Ktrop1122 June 17, 2018

Mathew Rosero

Mathew is a fun sexy ORGASMIC guy with the most amazing eyes ever in the world any girl that is not blind would fuck the shit out of him. He can put a smile on anyones face. Cailees' and Mathews' go together perfect and make the best couple. Mathew also loves to be mean to people but he is sweet and funny. Most people love him!

mathew rosero mathew

by freakyfuckbuddy June 5, 2011