A collective name for a group of people who can't teach shit. Our recent studies have found that 46.3% of people taught by maths teachers are dumb shits.
Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!
Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!
Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!
by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019
Get the Maths Teachersmug. The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.
I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?
by Coffee92 April 25, 2010
Get the Math Headachemug. Someone who has mastered exponential growth and mathematical sweet talking.
Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.
Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.
"He is such a Math Pimp. He told me he wished he were a derivative, that way he could lie tangent to my curves."
Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?
Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.
Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?
Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.
by Mathus March 28, 2009
Get the Math Pimpmug. A person with the sole purpose to make your life and education more difficult - often causing mental and in some extreme cases physical illnesses.
Student: Hi Math Teacher, how are you doing?
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3
by baddestbytch February 26, 2020
Get the Math Teachermug. 
Also known as “Boris Math.” When hardcore math educators, most of whom are white supremacists or racists, object to using wallet-friendly, better-quality foreign math textbooks under the guise of protecting local authors and publishers, or are opposed to recruiting foreign math teachers and lecturers to teach in local schools and universities, because their presence unprovenly threatens the livelihoods of locals, who would find it hard to compete with cheaper foreign talents.
PM Johnson and his diehard supporters would fight hard to maintain Brexit math for nationalistic reasons, because any compromise to let in alien mathematical talent would be perceived as going against their Brexiteer principles—math and math education must be local, and not adulterated by foreign elements.
by MathPlus October 2, 2021
Get the Brexit Mathmug. A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.
Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.
by Fasters December 5, 2022
Get the Goblin Mathmug.