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The Lisa Turtle

When performing anal intercourse and climaxing within the rectum, one allows his penis to deflate while still inside their lover. Once the penis is flaccid the catcher would then excrete the penis much like a log of fecal matter or soft serve ice cream.
Tom screamed "shit my dick out" to Miranda as she treated his limp penis like a piece of feces and pinched it out. The Lisa Turtle was born...
by poopdarichard October 1, 2009
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Mona Lisa Smile

That look on a girls face when you cum on her tits. Not a full on grin, but just a subtle smile that you aren't sure what it means, but you think she's enjoying it.
Sherry gave me her Mona Lisa Smile when I came all over her tits, but it went away after my buddy Tim nutted all over her face.
by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016
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dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"
by Getz December 23, 2003
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Mona Lisa cleavage

Showing a minuscule amount of cleavage; anything less than an inch.
Jane promised to show us her boobs, but all we got was some Mona Lisa cleavage.
by DrPoodle August 14, 2009
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leeuwin lisa

one of the greatest people who you will ever meet. she's funny, serious yet laid back. she'll make u grin no matter wat ur doin. a total legend in a league of her own. when you meet this chicky you will never want the friendship you've started to end. rock on.
omg your such a leeuwin lisa...(hahaha that makes no sense at all)
by lizzy January 27, 2005
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Stinky Lisa

The act of blowing a bolus of marijuana smoke into someone's rectum. Essentially a shotgun kiss whereupon the other person's mouth is replaced with their anus.
Marie gave Corey a stinky lisa last night.
by Fernanderson November 14, 2018
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Pulling a Lisa

Accidentally sending a calendar invite to everyone you have ever emailed before, then blaming it on your computer.
Disregard my breakfast invite for 2 weeks ago everyone, I seem to be pulling a Lisa today
by JLAPPS July 10, 2019
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