Lisa

God's bounty

Lisa's exact words after finding out what her name means. "God is out to get me!Ahhh!!!!!"

by Im eleven June 22, 2021

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lisa and clarence

a loving couple that can stand together no matter what obsticles are thrown at them they love eachother very dearly

lisa and clarence is a couple that have been through a lot of stress most of their marrige but yet they are still in love

by 1rabbit2 July 13, 2011

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Lisa hates her name more than anything and prefers to use her second name instead.She looks pretty average but has friends that’ll always tell her how beautiful she is and it annoys her cuz they’re all lying cunts :)

She is actually pretty stupid and everyone she left behind knows that.

Jonas :Isn’t that the fat wale Asian with acne and slit eyes ?

Theo: Yeah Lisa,the narrow minded slut!

by Maciek’s gonna read this November 19, 2018

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lisa frank orgasm

An orgasm so intense that the fireworks in my brain went from bright gold to a Lisa Frank vintage 1980’s rainbow unicorn Trapper Keeper cover!

Neal: Holy fuck, Amy, why’d you stop sucking my dick and started laughing hysterically?

Amy: (between sobs of laughter) Because I just had a Lisa Frank Orgasm. It was the rainbow Unicorn! Mid 1980’s.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 10, 2018

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mona lisa

me complaining to my mum

teenager : 'mum I feel ill - don't think I can go to school today, mum my hair looks bad, mum why do I look like chicken little'
mum: 'pumpkin pie stop being a mona lisa'

by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

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lisa fraser

A beautiful young lady with a strong head and a warm heart. She gets all the guys and even some girls. She loves everyone but she isn't a how. You go girl!

The new girl is so nice. Shes such a Lisa fraser

by Fetuspotato101 August 24, 2018

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