limplicit

nickname for one whose intake of alcohol results in not being able to pump blood into the air cavities of the penis
see parker baird

2/13/04-present...Limplicit 4 Life

by c-red February 20, 2004

lippy layon

similar to a 'taki layon' but the scent is rubbed on the victims lips. Best results are usually when the victim can taste the fun!

Oh! Lippy Layon FTW!

by Bitty Crew Member June 16, 2009

Limpojo

Synonym for horny teen boy, constant need of affection

Limpojo: Heelllz Yah! I'd Smack that

by Putonghua12 November 23, 2009

limposter

Someone who walks with a limp, despite being physically healthy, in order to avoid a sport or other activity.

John didnt help us move today because he said he sprained his anke. He is such a limposter

by raphec December 22, 2009

limprecation

the curse of having a limp dick

Mr. Marcus does not suffer from a limprecation.

by 0988448573 November 28, 2011

limpert

A limp dick douche bag, a guy who always has dicksmell on his breath. A very annoying person, place, or thing.

That shane guy at work is a real limpert!

by savethebones October 24, 2012

Limpatizer

Any woman ugly enough to remove an erection on sight.

That woman at the bar - she's hot, but don't look at the limpatizer to her left.

by hotroddrummer August 27, 2013