jägervom

The aftermath of one too many jägerbombs.

You were off the chain last night man, downed like 9 jägerbombs, danced till you passed out in a pool of jägervom.

by Tom Long August 31, 2010

Jägerwalk

J-walking (not using crosswalks) while sipping on some Jägermeister. (or a Jäger Bomb or Jägerdrank)
And also most likely walking in a very tipsy manner.

bro 1: hey, did you hear John got arrested for drinking in public?
bro 2: no way, what he do?
bro 1: apparently he was Jägerwalk ing and almost fell over right in front of a cop.

bro2: no way! what a Jäbronie

by Durdentyler69 November 20, 2010

Jager Bombed

A situation in which one person out of a large group drinks Jager and gets hammered while the others hotbox a hotel shower room.

I just got Jager Bombed last weekend by my buddies. It was Splendid

by aMillionAsians February 19, 2011

Jager Nap

Take three shots of Jager then take a nap.

Allen: How did you miss your final exam brah?

Chris: Shit I was taking a Jager nap!

Allen: Winning!

by loSmittyol May 6, 2011

Jagger Micknasty

It's usually when you walk in a public rest room and you see shit all on the toilet seat

you walk in to public rest room you open the stall door and realize you see shit on the toilet you say to yourself damn! "Jagger Micknasty"

by corvo21 May 12, 2011

jangar

To be hammered and stoned at the same time that you become unable to control or move yourself at all.

Ant: bro look at matt he's sooo fucked up!

Tim: yeah man he cant even get up.

Ant: now that's jangar!

by ghettokid-ant December 5, 2011

jager stew

The mixture of feces and jagermiester that the body produces the morning after a night of doing shots of jagermiester. Add Red Bull to thin the mixture

Man, I brewed a mean batch of jager stew after doing those shots at karaoke last wednesday

by falldowngoboom March 16, 2012