Definitions by Durdentyler69

gooch egg 

A turd.

I laid a couple gooch eggs this morning.

gooch egg by Durdentyler69 October 22, 2015

Jägerwalk

J-walking (not using crosswalks) while sipping on some Jägermeister. (or a Jäger Bomb or Jägerdrank)
And also most likely walking in a very tipsy manner.

bro 1: hey, did you hear John got arrested for drinking in public?
bro 2: no way, what he do?
bro 1: apparently he was Jägerwalk ing and almost fell over right in front of a cop.

bro2: no way! what a Jäbronie

Jägerwalk by Durdentyler69 November 20, 2010