gooch egg

A turd.
I laid a couple gooch eggs this morning.
by Durdentyler69 September 05, 2015
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Jägerwalk

J-walking (not using crosswalks) while sipping on some Jägermeister. (or a Jäger Bomb or Jägerdrank)
And also most likely walking in a very tipsy manner.
bro 1: hey, did you hear John got arrested for drinking in public?
bro 2: no way, what he do?
bro 1: apparently he was Jägerwalk ing and almost fell over right in front of a cop.

bro2: no way! what a Jäbronie
by Durdentyler69 November 16, 2010
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