10 definitions by Tom Long
by Tom Long November 19, 2007
Similar to *facepalm*, except with the of the complete works of Charles Dickens, smashed into your own face.
Dubya: You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.
Dude with a brain cell: *Facebook*
Dude with a brain cell: *Facebook*
by Tom Long March 15, 2008
A food made from mashed potato and minced meat, rolled into a ball with breadcrumbs on and deep fried.
Available from any chippy in South Wales, but largely unknown elsewhere.
Available from any chippy in South Wales, but largely unknown elsewhere.
by Tom Long November 20, 2007
by Tom Long March 3, 2008
Guy: Gah, I shouldn't have eaten so fast. I've got hiccups.
Grammar Nazi: It's spelt hiccough, fool.
Guy: How the hell did you know how I spelt it when I said it aloud?
Grammar Nazi: Spelt is a kind of wheat, idiot.
Guy: My fist is a-kind of about to meet your face.
Grammar Nazi: It's spelt hiccough, fool.
Guy: How the hell did you know how I spelt it when I said it aloud?
Grammar Nazi: Spelt is a kind of wheat, idiot.
Guy: My fist is a-kind of about to meet your face.
by Tom Long February 5, 2008
You were off the chain last night man, downed like 9 jägerbombs, danced till you passed out in a pool of jägervom.
by Tom Long August 31, 2010
Derogatory. A mentally handicapped person, a retard.
Possibly derived from the name of Heol Goffa 'Special' School in Llanelli, South Wales, however its use has spread much further afield.
Its use can be accompanied by a special hand gesture and jib to emphasise the point:
The jib is accomplished by placing your tongue in front of your bottom teeth and pushing your bottom lip outwards, and crossing your eyes.
The hand gesture consists simply of slapping the back of one limp hand with the other.
Possibly derived from the name of Heol Goffa 'Special' School in Llanelli, South Wales, however its use has spread much further afield.
Its use can be accompanied by a special hand gesture and jib to emphasise the point:
The jib is accomplished by placing your tongue in front of your bottom teeth and pushing your bottom lip outwards, and crossing your eyes.
The hand gesture consists simply of slapping the back of one limp hand with the other.
Person 1: Shit, I just locked my keys in the car.
Person 2: Hur hur, you goffa! *pulls face and slaps hand*
Person 2: Hur hur, you goffa! *pulls face and slaps hand*
by Tom Long November 20, 2007