Give me some helmet

Euphemism for oral sex used by decent men. It is wrong to say "give me head" since the penis already has a head, and what a head needs is a helmet.

George: "Would you like to give me some helmet, right after I pull it out from your vagina and/or rectum and just before I ejaculate?"

Ashley: "Yeah, baby, make me gag!!"

by Roadhorse August 27, 2008

purple helmet monster

the end of a penis also called bell-end

stu showed andy his bell-end

by SIMCOE November 25, 2004

dirty helmet

A penis head tainted with fecal matter from anal sex, the same head left unwashed after any sex, or the receiving of oral sexual 'services' from an unclean partner.

Keith asked his male lover to clean his 'dirty helmet' with his mouth.

by JBFP May 28, 2008

pee wee helmet

the act of laying your package atop a random person's head...as to deficate on said head for a nacho hat.

Hey mr. homeless man! Try on this pee wee helmet!!!!!!

by Dr. Alex Pieron May 10, 2005

Wall Helmet

What retards wear to prevent (further) serious damage incurred from running into walls at top speed.

I love to watch George run around in his Wall Helmet.

by Deadly Girl January 1, 2004

Smelly Helmet

The act of pooing on a girl's head and then smushing it down with a stylish hat.

Allie Carpenter was annoying as shit so I threw her a Smelly Helmet real quick. She doesn't bother me anymore

by GhostPoop February 20, 2011

suck my helmet

Perform fellatio on me,

She can suck my helmet anytime.

by Nobbysparks February 24, 2011