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Grand Theft Auto VI 

The new GTA in the series. It's like GTA V but looks better! Sadly, it requires an XBOX X, a PS4 (PS5) or a high-end computer to play.
Grand theft auto vi kicks ass!

Grand Old Perverts 

Grand Old Perverts is the modern description for the three letter initialization for the Republican party GOP.
You know it's really become apparent that what was the Grand Old Party has become nothing but a collection of "Grand Old Perverts.

Grand Valley State University

A school that is not last chance but dead close. You pay a reduced rate for a college that is filled with: Regular white people, white people who hate black people, white people who do not know what the term African American is, and white people who think capitalism in Africa will solve all their problems.

Also you pay for a Police force that shoots people because they are hyped up for even a doughnut. Some parts of the school are cool. Not really. Parties. Dont exist. Why do you think they all come to schools like Michigan State to party.

Be warned the women are either stuck up or loose. No one can hold their beer down and no one knows what liquor is or how to use it. Paranoia of "getting in trouble" (OH NOES!) is everywhere. Dont think you can enjoy a party without the host telling you to not be so loud the cops are at the door or that you have to leave because you pissed off the balcony.
"Whats going on this weekend"

"My boi is having a Golf Pros GV Hoes party wanna come?"
"Naw, I think Im going to party at State."

GV Bro: " Yeah this one time I smashed a girl with 8 shots in me. Then I went back and took two more and passed out."
MSU Bro: "Cool story bro." *Smashes a fifth then fucks the GV Bros Bitch"

GV girl: "Lets drink wine."
Western Guy: "*Slap*.....Just STFU."

Freshman: "Yeah so I calculated it out and for my major LCC looks really good then I will transfer to state."
Mom/Dad: "OH GAWDDDD NO! YOU WILL GO TO Grand Valley State University"

Grand Ledge 

This small town has more drama than every show on MTV combined.

Grand Ledge is separated between cop lovers and haters. A mouthy kid was shot and killed by a cop back in February, and people are still crazy about it. The story has appeared on CNN multiple times. There are signs around town saying "Justice for Deven." The most common form of "support" by these individuals include trolling police department Facebook pages.

Oh yeah, Facebook. The infamous Grand Ledge Community Page is the root of many problems. People constantly complain about snowplows, elections, leaf pick up, cops, sunshine, oxygen, etc.
The Grand Ledge High School football team actually had a good year. They made it to semifinals. Maybe they could have a chance if the 1st string varsity team didn't only consist of coaches' kids.
So there it is, Grand Ledge is falling apart quicker than the actual ledges this town was named after.
Did you see those keyboard warriors on the Grand Ledge Community Page?
Another disappointing football game for Grand Ledge!
Grand Ledge by CrazyComet January 30, 2016

grand am 

A car made by Pontiac with features such as: broken a/c, broken turn signal, broken dome light, and no power anything.
My Grand Am turned to shit just months after the lease expired and I bought the damn thing.
grand am by DBDB58 August 10, 2008

Grand Canyon 

The act of which during sex the male inserts his cock in the bottom of the females cleavage and runs it through to the top where she then gives him oral sex.

Less technical : Stick da cock inbetween them titties to get that blow job!
Man I swear,if the woman aint got big tits theres no point for a grand canyon.
Grand Canyon by Jake October 13, 2004