Same day fries 

When u get fries eat some, then take the rest home, and eat the rest in the same day.

*eating fries you got a few hours ago* SAME DAY FRIES

Same day fries by FrenchFriesMoco June 16, 2018

Box of Fries 

Another term for a blowjob.

Back in my day, a box of fries could get you A LOT.

Box of Fries by EkkolocaJhin June 26, 2018

Don't eat my fries. 

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

Don't eat my fries. by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018

Big Mac and small fries 

Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.

This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!

Big Mac and small fries by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Maryland Crab fries 

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).

Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf

Maryland Crab fries by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020

Guys With Fries

Something a macho jerkoff says about other men who he's intimidated by. Often these men are better looking and much smarter.

Look at those wankers over there talking to the hot chicks, a bunch of guys with fries.

Guys With Fries by HoldMyBeer69 April 21, 2021

Jane aka fries 

She is cute

Jane aka fries is so cute

Jane aka fries by Mcdo_nald_30 June 20, 2021