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Florida Turn 

While driving it is when someone begins slowing down way before their turn and comes to almost a complete stop before turning. Called this because of the large number of old people in Florida.
Wow, did you see that Florida turn grandma Nelson just did? She had been on the brakes for 400 yards.

florida room 

A room similar to a living room, that every Floridian home has.
"Can we play video games in the florida room?"
florida room by Jessica Mendez June 15, 2008

Florida nationalist movement 

A movement that seeks to make Florida an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.
John is in the Florida nationalist movement.

Florida Man 

A crasy idiot that was biten by a radioactive florida who uses his powers to comit the dimbest crimes on the planet of erth one of his reacoring enemis is the gator his powers are the powers of a florida what makes a lot of peopel angry because it never realy got defined what powers a florida has so florida man is just god there also is florida woman a pralle univers Version of florida wher his wife got biten the word florida man comenly apers in news articels abou bis crimes
Florida man atmpts to Steam the mon
Florida man rastet for trying to male fallout a riality by throwing Rocks at are51 guards

Florida man arestet for seling lives of Pop as magical healingslime
Florida man gets arestet for throing a child into a lit full of alligatord

Florida or Germany 

its called Germany or Florida ...dumbass...not florida or germany
dumbass if u were true loveline fans ud no that
Florida or Germany by TheUnforigven December 12, 2003

Florida Home Run 

One sexual step further than what the rest of America considers a sexual "home run". One step further than "going all the way".
He went on a date with her and hit a Florida home run
Florida Home Run by anonymous November 18, 2020