Dylan

Of Jesus-esque proportions. Good at anything he wants to be good at. Can even transform water into wine, that, consequently, will most likely be consumed moments thereafter due to his uncanny alcoholism. Livers everywhere hate him.

He totally went Dylan all up in that bitch!

by DRizz0 February 4, 2010

Dylan

The type of person that is attracted to cats.

im a dylan ... meow

by dislander3000 January 1, 2012

Dylan Lee

A outgoing person with a big heart. Wants to have 4 kids, big house, nice wife & a Callidac Escalade & a Lincoln Navigator. his wife is drop dead gorgeous & she's got a nice butt and he's gotta big dick to satisfy her needs!

man, Dylan Lee is a hottie & his wife & kids are adorable!

by chickenhead486 August 22, 2011

dylan

will pay full attention to u until he gets all worped up in his own little thing that he believes to be a career, but really is not just a kid with a big dick thinking he gunna be a professional ... but really may not be.

dylan is that guy that people think is so small, but in reality is huge.

by a true alexys June 10, 2010

Dylaneatsrainbows

A user on tumblr.com whom is loved by most for his:
Sarcasm
Hotness
Blue hair
Just being awesome
Everyone loves his and his blog so if you can go and follow him

Girl 1: Oh my god! Dylaneatsrainbows posted a new video! Soo cute <3

Girl 2: Oh my god! Yes! :D

by I'mjustagirlyaknow April 29, 2011

Dylan Mustard

A Boy Who Fucks Everything He Touches up But He is the nices boy in the world and whould never hurt any of his friend for anyone he normaly has blue eyes and brown hair and is the best boyfriend you can have

Dylan Mustard Lives In Port Huron

by DMustard45 October 10, 2011

Dylan Fuller

Dylan Fuller is a gay guy who sucks his balls. He is a bitch and likes to stare at a girl that he probably likes. He obviously doesn’t have a chance at ever getting her because she HATES HIM and DOESN’T DESERVE HIM at all. He is also really ugly. He is the type of person you would never even think about dating, because that’s how ugly he is. His voice sounds like he’s very depressed and lonely because he is. He has a lot of ‘friends’. He is the biggest asshole you’ll ever meet. He likes to suck his balls during his free time. He’s rude and very gay. And I’m pretty sure that he wants to cheat on his boyfriend and not be gay anymore.

Dylan Fuller is a ball sucker.

by Hallelujah y’all April 23, 2019