One who has assigned themselves the duty of pounding the anuses of other people for the duration of their lives. The act will lead to the penis pounding into the recipient's colon, hence the name.
Man: Well honey, its off to another day drudging through the swamp asses. Its a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
Woman: Okay honey, I'll have dinner ready when you come back! I wish that being Colon Pounder didn't give you such bad Swamp Cock.
Woman: Okay honey, I'll have dinner ready when you come back! I wish that being Colon Pounder didn't give you such bad Swamp Cock.
by ColonPounder December 28, 2009
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The black man from the TV show 24. He was rudely killed by a white person where he proceeded to have an epileptic seizure of epic proportions. This fool tripped out on acid right before and during the episode was like "Whoahhh!!!!! Who the snap are you?!" even when he was being strangled. His most famous line is "Damn, too many pussies to do!". The actor playing Colonel Dubaku was caught on the set smoking weed, which when approached by fellow actors he stated "You want some...? You can't be cops... you ain't a cop right? damn fuck it heres some bud... oh shit man that hairy ass fool Granleese is gonna get me." He was mainly abused during the show of 24 with all the characters repeatedly making tell "
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma".
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma".
Damn Colonel Dubaku where the shit is the fucking bud?! I ordered it hours ago! Don't be a fucking granleese.
Fuck Colonel Dubaku you look like shit! While everybody has the right to be ugly, YOU ABUSED THAT RIGHT!
Fuck Colonel Dubaku you look like shit! While everybody has the right to be ugly, YOU ABUSED THAT RIGHT!
by Dr. Ee-L Nar G. January 19, 2010
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"Dude, I got such colonelphobia when I told mother that I didn't want the crappy biscuit that came with my three-piece, so I immediately looked around and apologized out loud."
by KalKennedy April 8, 2010
Get the colonelphobia mug.A small town in Tennessee where most everyone knows you, your family, your friends, and what you did last weekend. The Best people in this town will be found riding backroads late at night jamming to great music. Most everyone drinks, smokes, and raises hell every chance they get. Good place to be if you know the right people. If not, you're screwed.
*Girl walks in to gas station in Collinwood*
Person A: Who is that?
Person B: That's Jakes daughter. The one who married Mike. and you will NEVER believe what I heard she did...."
*Friday Night in Collinwood*
6 people piled into a 3-seater truck, riding aorund, drinking, and singing all their favorite songs.
Person A: Who is that?
Person B: That's Jakes daughter. The one who married Mike. and you will NEVER believe what I heard she did...."
*Friday Night in Collinwood*
6 people piled into a 3-seater truck, riding aorund, drinking, and singing all their favorite songs.
by Trojanette20 July 25, 2011
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A sexy man usually the thiccest person in the world, let me correct myself HE IS THE THICCCCCCEST PERSON iN ALL OF EXISTENCE, he normally is very athletic and plays a lot of sports but exelling in hockey, also did I mention he Was THICC. He is super smart got hot hot straight and all ladies love him
by Papa loppa October 28, 2019
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