Skip to main content

A Cluster Fuck 

"hey bobby" said dave, did you hear what happened to eric. "Yea, not only did he get fucked by his wife, but he also lost his job. Man what a Cluster Fuck"
A Cluster Fuck by David Butenko September 3, 2006

Clusterfucked 

According to "Travis":

"Mmmm, fuck me flakes! Yeah, nice toasty & golden!"

"I want Clusterfucked! I'm gonna go rent it!"
Clusterfucked by "Caitlyn." March 11, 2009

cluster fuck 

a general term relating to a large group of men/women failing at a task that one man can do in a short amount of time

A term referring to a large amount of solders in a very small space fighting a equally large amount of solders

Playing a free for all on Nuketown with 18 players
"why are there 30 people trying to change the damn light bulb"

General: "How is the battle going?"
Officer: "80 of our men are cluster fucked in a 4 story building because 100 enemies are on the first floor"

Player 1:Why is there 18 people cluster fucked in Nuketown?
player 2:THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE HERE!

Cluckerfuck 

To have sexual relations with a person on a bed of chicken tenders. Preferably while one or both parties are covered in some type of dipping sauce.
Austin just got done cluckerfucking that girl with a very feminine name. I couldn't tell from afar, but it appeared she was covered in hot sauce at the beginning, and ranch dressing at the end.
Cluckerfuck by Clucker Pucker March 29, 2015

Cluster Fuck 

The I-Pass lanes on the Illinois Tollway
Since they are raising the tolls for those that don't use I-Pass, the I-Pass lanes are one big cluster fuck.
Cluster Fuck by Matt December 7, 2004

cluster fuck 

An exceptionally large number of people in a certain vicinity (party) of one another who have had sex with one another. Each person around can be connected through some sort of sexual act with another, very little degree of separation.
"Holy, shit. Do you know how many people at this party has slept with Tina? And then those guys over there slept with that one dude's girlfriend.
This is such a cluster fuck."
cluster fuck by Brynndolynn November 8, 2006