Dousche Canoe

The slitwhere you insert the Dousche Nozzle looks like a canoe. Hence Dousche Canoe or another way of calling someone a pussy.

Dude - Mandese is such a Dousche Canoe he won't even call me to talk about his screw up.

Friend - He's always been a little pussy. What did you expect.
Dude - True, I'll see him sooner or later.

by Ohheyo July 14, 2014

Wild rusty canoe

When a man shoves a woman's head under water in a river for several minutes until she is unconscious and then sticks a piece of an old canoe inside her vagina.

"Hey would you like to help me give my wife a wild rusty canoe tomorrow at the river?"

by Pubesonfire420 March 2, 2016

Canoe

Another word for a black person.
It has been kept secret from the "negro community" since the meaning was established in 1984.

Yo man those canoes are bringing down this community.

by JollyRogers June 18, 2008

Canter

Canter is a Scottish word for a man slut

Have you seen the new boy he looks like a canter

by Magic1234 November 9, 2019

cantelmoism

The only true path in life; an internet peace movement developed by u/chrisCGC

I love Chris and cantelmoism.

by Ivalynn May 20, 2019

camotexting

verb; an act common in college classrooms today; students camouflage their texting activities by giving the impression they're in deep concentration studying a textbook laying on top of their desk. The student, by lowering the cell phone just underneath the front edge of their desk, will then bend their head slightly down and forward, giving the teacher the appearance the student is reading when in fact the student is camotexting.
noun; camotext - text sent or received while in the act of camotexting.

Teacher: Bron are you visiting with friends when you should be working?
Bron: No teacher, I am reading this book.
Jane: No he is not teacher, he is camotexting - he just had me read the camotext he sent to Sally.

by Ergotellall April 13, 2008

Dutch canoe

Orgy in Amsterdam.

There were more people there an in a Dutch canoe!

by Dutch canoe November 12, 2014