Fein Cough

The type of thick cough after vaping for a period of time, usually has thick, weird tasting phlegm.

“Ever since I started vaping, I’ve been having crazy Fein Coughs.”

by bababsjjibby April 30, 2024

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Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

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Devious Cough

A devious cough is when you have a sneaky like cough that always comes up around important times, Devious cough is the beginning stage of “crunchy cough” and can also cause coughing farts

a devious cough sounds like “ RaAH RUH wheeze OOOHFTU KCKJC wheezeeee HHHHHAJKKE”

Friend 1:i’m not coming to school bc i have a devious cough and im afraid it’s will be a coughing fart

Friend 2: i also have a devious farting cough but im gonna risk it because i have the speech today

by deviouskaylen February 12, 2024

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Devious Cough

A devious cough is a sneaky pneumonia like cough that always seems to come up around important times. Devious cough can also be the cause of coughing farts and are the beginning stages of crunchy cough.
Pronunciation:” RAHHH RUHH WHEEZE XXXXXX WHEEzE RUUUUHHH KKKKK RAHHHHH””

Friend 1:I have a Devious Cough today so i’m not coming to school.
Friend 2: i also have a dfc but im gonna risk it bc of the bullying speech i have to give..

by deviouskaylen February 12, 2024

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