Leather Couch Disease

noun. also known as LCD. it's the state of fatigue, or the feeling of being disoriented after sleeping on a leather couch.

guy #2: hey you want to go for a run?
guy #1: sorry bro, i got a bad case of Leather Couch Disease...

mom: chuck! i told you to unload the dishwater 30 minutes ago!
chuck: mom, when you told me that i was under the influence of some serious LCD.

Leather Couch Disease by Brent Handles February 21, 2009

Couch Guy 

Couch Guy is a Tiktok drama where a girlfriend surprised her boyfriend but he wasn’t happy to see her and is suspicious of cheating. Tiktok viewers pointed out that Couch Guy was sharing a room with three girls and two other guys, was wearing someone’s hair tie on his wrist, was being hugged by one random girl and tried to unsuccessful reach out for his phone on another girl’s lap; proceeding to give his girlfriend a stiff hug.

The Tiktok community came together and agreed on disliking Robbie (Couch Guy) and flooding that poor girl’s comment section, girl who’s still in denial that her boyfriend cheated on her. Meanwhile, Robbie is gaslighting his viewers with his contagious awkward energy.

Viewers are also happy that the Couch Guy drama topped Berries and Cream Tiktok.

*a video of a happy couple reuniting is shown*
- Couch Guy’s girlfriend must be crying and throwing up right now!
- Couch Guy needs to take notes!

Couch Guy by bitter124 October 2, 2021

couchlock 

n. being too stoned to get off of the couch
see: couchlocky

That ganj had us in couchlock for 4 hours.

couchlock by cheryl-renee March 3, 2005

Pete Coughlin

Shit at life

Pete Coughlin is shit at life

Pete Coughlin by VonC June 11, 2016

Double Couch 

Pushing two couches together in order to maximize comfort, warmth, and general awesomeness. DC-ing is the ultimate form of lazing about with friends. Generally used in coed settings in recent years, the double couch has been introduced into single-sex environments with moderate success. Guys accused by peers of being "gay" have generally defended the double couch by explaining just how comfortable and warm it is.

After that rager all anyone wanted to do was have a good old double couch sesh and relax.

Double Couch by Stubbleburn June 29, 2011

Straight Couchin 

The act of sitting on another person who is sitting on a couch.

Yo nigga, Ryan was straight couchin' at the party.

Straight Couchin by niggerjoe October 29, 2012

couched 

(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.

couched by adamshane October 8, 2011