Rehab Burritos

Rehab Burritos are Los Campos frozen green chile beef burritos, when microwaved emit a smell identical to that of drug rehab you just got out of.

Dude, these Rehab Burritos shit reminds me of rehab!

by MaeCutie101 November 21, 2011

breakfast burrito

The gayest item of all the items on the Sonic menu.

"Hey, they didn't put your gay burrito in here. Where's your gay burrito?"

by CowboySven July 6, 2004

wet burrito

while having sex, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman's upper lip.

She looks hungry...how about a wet burrito??

by Diggler September 19, 2003

burrito shelf

A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.

Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."

by streetwedge November 20, 2009

burrito rat

An offensive term referring to a person who is of Mexican descent. Usually a term used to describe a Mexican who is any of the following: unintelligent, slow, cowardly, or pathetic.

You know, Hernando is cute but the fact he's going out with that ugly ho is proof he's just another burrito rat.

by Operata January 7, 2011

burrito remorse

Having an enjoyment of a burrito but later experiencing the consequences of a crap or puking etc.

Guy 1:That burrito was so delicious that I think I will have another!

Guy 2: I doubt you will once you have burrito remorse.

by kingballer16 October 15, 2010

burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.

Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!

by Englishsi July 11, 2015