Lady Gaga boobs

A pair of breasts that are visually unappealing.

Ugh, look at the sad rack on that chick. She's got some definite Lady Gaga boobs.

by Tadsexington July 8, 2009

Party Boobs

When a woman has her breasts surgically augmented and proceeds to display them in low cut tops, tight tops and without a bra as much as possible for every occasion.

Sue: "Oh no, do you see how low cut that top is? She is leaving nothing to the imagination!"
Jane: "Oh girl! She's got her party boobs out!"

by IreneIsNotMyName October 31, 2014

Boobs on rice

A disturbing thought of something totally random that has no real meaning or definition

"DUDE... boobs on rice"
"oh my god, did you just have boobs on rice"

by TRIALSVIP January 25, 2010

bitch boobs

a fat mans tits

Damn, did you see that fag Dr. Phil? He has some huge ass bitch boobs!

by alex March 19, 2004

plate-in-lip boobs

Also known as "National Geographic Boobs", plate-in-lip boobs are large, droopy breasts often with a dark ariola (sometimes referred to as the "titty circle"). Plate-in-lip boobs can be brought on by quick and overzealous weight gain, pregnancy or old age. A woman with plate-in-lip boobs normally desires the look of a more lofty sweater kitten and can acheive this with either duct tape and Ace bandages or extensive plastic surgery.

At 7 and a half months pregnant, I've developed a severe case of plate-in-lip boobs and would look more appropriate with a stick in my nose and metal rings extending my neck than in Gap Maternity clothes.

by sophie's mama October 11, 2005

fire boobs

when she doesn't know you have herpes and you dump a fat nut on her tits and leave it there

sally sue: shit i shouldn'ta gone into that dark alley with that guy, i got fire boobs

partario: i thought you were my girlfriend

by pleb 5 March 31, 2009

cow boobs

Noun: The sad result of wearing a sports bra, or wire-free bra under a form-fitting or light-colored shirt. This makes your boobs look frumpy and shapeless, and resembles a cow's saggy udder instead of an attractive woman's chest.

Anyone under the age of 80 shouldn't wear soft bras. Young women are too cool for cow boobs.

Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.

by Creepytastik September 4, 2011