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Janie has nice big blobs
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) December 1, 2023
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Blobby girl

BjorkStalker: what's ur name?
Blobby: im blobby girl 😋
BjorkStalker: so u'll be mine
BjorkStalker: blobby girl ;)
by cybergurl November 3, 2024
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Blobside

a person who seems gay but is straight
gosh that dude seems like such a blobside
by the blobber January 15, 2024
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Blobby

A short Asian girl who looks like a blob fish when frowning.

Blobby can be found because her snores can be heard from 5 miles away and she probably smells because she only showers once a week and often doesn’t brush her teeth.

If you face Blobby in pool, you best let her win or she will have a temper tantrum.
Blobby refused to get up and brush her teeth today
by Mr blob blob January 26, 2024
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blobishy

you call something blobishy when it's soft, slimy or bouncy thing.
Definition 1:

A: wanna drink a cup of slash?
B: what's slash?
A: it's a blobishy drink with a fruit flavour.

Definition 2:
A: * touches a snail *
A: wow, it's so blobishy.
by Dog The Explorer February 3, 2024
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Blob

A fat obese large male most blobs are stupid and fat
Harry is such a blob I can’t stand him
by Cody ball toucher February 7, 2024
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Blobmaxxing

The act of deliberately trying to get as fat as possible, often to the point of immobility and being bed bound. Typically this is done as part of a fetish or because the person receives sexual pleasure from gaining weight.
“Dude, have you seen how fat Mia’s been getting lately?”
“Yeah, I’ve heard she’s been blobmaxxing.”
What the hell is blobmaxxing?”
“Basically she’s getting really fat on purpose and trying to become bed bound.”
“Why on earth would someone get that fat on purpose”
“Idk apparently she has a fetish for it, it turns her on or something”
by T271 April 11, 2024
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