Blobside 

a person who seems gay but is straight

gosh that dude seems like such a blobside

Blobside by the blobber January 15, 2024

Blobcident 

The untimely oncoming of a lady's peroid whilst the gentleman is pleasuring her cunt with his mouth.

Last night Andy told me how he could taste blood for a week after a nasty blobcident.

Blobcident by ESP February 27, 2008