mini blind

when a facial goes wrong and hits a girl in the eye!
my gf is scared of getting mini blinds!
by ur dumb November 29, 2004
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Mineism Blindness

Mineism blindness is a state or condition of being psychologically and/or emotionally unaware and unable to recognize and admit the faults, failings, deficits and dysfunctions of humans, animals, possessions, idiosyncrasies and traits simply because they are "mine".
That lady suffers from mineism blindness - her 3 yr. old boy stabbed the dog 4 times and all she said was "I guess we need to talk to him."

Her cat's litter box smells like vapid vagina vapor, but she won't do anything about it as she has mineism blindness!
by Dr. Philologist July 24, 2010
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Blind Friendly

some technology, activity, idea, or challenge adaptive to the blind in a way that makes whatever the task or item unburdening; a statement used by blind people to declare approval of the simplicity or enjoyment of a particularly positive activity or object
A Braille menu at McDonald's is really blind friendly.

The barbwire fence sticking out was not very blind friendly.

The small print on the medicine bottle was not blind friendly.

Graphics on the internet aren't blind friendly.

Tactile maps are blind friendly.
by James Cole April 29, 2008
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acquired blindness

becoming attracted to someone or something after an initial encounter where there was no attraction
"Whoah, what happened to him?"
"He's got acquired blindness for that girl Amy. She's fricken ugly."
by Nately's Whore's Kid Sister November 04, 2011
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blind chicken

a children’s game similar to marco polo, which involves you blindfolding someone and they have to act as a chicken and say blind, as the other people say chicken and run away, the person blindfolded needs to chase after the other people.
Hey Guys, let’s play blind chicken!
by thiccmamapaloma October 10, 2017
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Blind Elephant

A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.
Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.
by koala11111111 February 21, 2011
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Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.
JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.
by Blondeterage April 17, 2012
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