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beaver

1. A furry vagina that may or may not attend Oregon State.

2. A buck toothed rodent that may or may not attend Oregon State.

3. The mascot for all of the furry vaginas and buck toothed rodents that attend Oregon State.
Eddie: "Is that beaver a Beaver?"

Wally: "Well, it's orange and black...."
by Connie Lingquist November 5, 2010
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Beaner wagon

A Chevy Impala. Any year will do, but the hardcore beaner wagons are the early to late 60's models.
Oscar can't make it to work today, someone stole the battery out of the beaner wagon.
by Fred Neck March 4, 2007
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beanervan

any van that a mexican drives, usually (but not always) a ford aerostar or fullsize chevy van. may also be a gmc safari, chevy astro, dodge caravan. beanervans are used to transport illegals across the border.
did you see all the damn mexicans sleeping in that beanervan in the parkinglot?!
by chin nuts July 12, 2007
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Beaner running

To run away with no location in mind; meander.
Kirsten hates when I start beaner running from her.
by J. tangg May 3, 2008
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Baby Beaver

I love eating out baby beaver, because I don't have to floss after.
by John Unitas April 8, 2006
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Beaver Alert

When a female wears a skirt or dress so short you can almost see her genitals.
Beaver Alert! That skank over there in the leopard print is showing everyone her business.
by Formore June 20, 2011
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Beaver Damned

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops a woman from hooking up with a girl.

Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.

Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.
I was planning on hooking up with Marcy last night but my mother dropped by and totally beaver damned me.

or

Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.
by teffie-phd April 29, 2010
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