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Batslavian Bear-Knuckle

When a fat chick sits on your fist with a thong on. The thong gets tangled in your paw creating a veritable web/nest. When you pull your fist out you make her dog dump on her chest and entwine the thong in the poop. The dog thinks the fat chick is the "bear" intruding on his territory so he attacks. Hopefully by this time you have untangled your paw and can nut in the beleagured fat chicks face, hark the reference to the Batslavian ice cream steam roller. The knuckle comes into the equation when you sprinkle pubes on her grill and punch her in the face. The pubes form a beard making her look like a bear you just fought.
"Big Betsy was trying to chill on my shipmate last night and I hit her with the Batslavian Bear-Knuckle which made her heart smile in jubilation...."
by Trondaddy December 5, 2007
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Batman

nananananananana Batman Batman
by Emmet October 18, 2006
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player unkowns battle grounds

The third biggest supplement of salt in the world just behind CSGO and Overwatch the depths of PUBG (player unknowns battle grounds) contains 12 year olds screaming that somebody is hacking and 40 year olds doing the same which fills salt levels to and extreme high
Terry:Have you every play player unkowns battle grounds?

Samantha: Yes thats why i have 90% more salt in my body than i should
by Spydter November 6, 2017
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battle of the booties

When women shake their buttox and men ajudge which one is the sexiest.
They were haveing a battle of the booties down at the nightclub.
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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Batman'd

To suddenly disappear/appear while you're around some people with you. Or walk off unnoticed by anyone around you.
Johnson: I was sitting with Mary the other night in the station, I looked a second later at her seat and she wasn't there.

Mark: Dude, you just got batman'd!

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Angelina: Whoa, man, how did you just appear out of nowhere.

Gay: Hey, I just batman'd you.
by yamammaisinthere May 11, 2011
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tristion batmann

Interesting character that has a split personality witch effects the way life is led, a nocturnal creature witch is mostly seen at night time when its deep dark outside, this character is someone who is kind and quite amazing at times but if pushed to a limit off anger will self-destruct and all rules are broken witch means messing with this character is not a clever thing too do at all if a enemy wants too live,
Oh look there's tristion batmann
by sarah holland June 2, 2011
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holy pancakes batman

What ma niggas say instead of holy shit nigga in front of white niggas
Holy pancakes batman he fucked yo mom
by pancake guy March 9, 2015
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