balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair

Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."

by balding cooter owner September 9, 2010

bald wookie

A hairless chump that has vocal impairment that screams complete and utter fucking dribble everyday.

Look at that homeless man, what a bald wookie or;

Look at the bald wookie he's talking to a wall again

by narambae August 24, 2016

bald glove

When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.

I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.

by TheBaldGlove December 26, 2015

Bald

Having no hair on your head

Zak is bald as shit

by Bosleys November 17, 2019

National bald head day

November 21st expose a bald bitch

Hey it’s national bald head day expose ha bald ass

by Bucketgetta November 19, 2019

bald short baby

nico

nico is a bald short baby

by ilovemayo March 31, 2019

Bald Princess

Women who shaved their head for non-medical purpose and liberating themselves from heteronormative rules regarding women's appearance.

I have seen bald princess on YouTube. She became bald in order to equalize women on rock music scene.

by marija_w April 3, 2019