bird-doggin

The act of taking posession of another's claimed object, while knowing the ownership of the object.

It's like when you go after someone else's chick.
Bird-doggin' someone's ice-cream sandwich
Bird-doggin' someone's job.

by MOT May 20, 2003

bird vision

A side effect of some medications that makes the world look wormier than normal.

"Side effects of Wormatrix include dry mouth, constipation, and bird vision."

by Skee Ball January 31, 2008

bird ass ninja

a sensitive asian guy, an asian guy who likes birds

Leon is a real bird ass ninja, he gets upset when he is not svelte.

Leon likes birds, so he must be a bird ass ninja.

by DrJK December 21, 2010

Bird Coma

The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.

I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!

by CaliforniaWyrdSmythe December 31, 2010

bird-tation

When one has a bird-tation it means they have messed up.

This is derived from Serene Branson' botched news report on CBS the night of the Grammys.

Also could be spelled berdtation or even birtation

I had a bird-tation and spilled ketchup all over my blazer.

by ChrisTechTV March 15, 2011

Bird Flu

The disease that afflicts fantasy football owners the year after they win the championship. Symptoms include extreme arrogance, posing shirtless in the mirror for extended periods, wearing sleeveless hoodies while holding miniature footballs and always losing at ping pong and related bar games.

Damn, that sorry dude's come down with a nasty case of the Bird Flu -- his fantasy team is lucky to be 3-5.

by The Learned Hand October 30, 2013

Bird Cage Syndrome

When one is accustom to residing in a confine space and suddenly finds themselves in a overwhelmingly larger space and in-turn becomes uncomfortable and hesitant to expand into their new found larger area.

Hey girl, did you hear that Magdalena is now living uptown? She was so used to living in that tiny 450 sq studio that she's now so freaked out about all this new found space and barely even leaves the bedroom. Wow she definitely has a case of the Bird Cage Syndrome.

by RI Ave Stalker November 25, 2013