bird-tation 

When one has a bird-tation it means they have messed up.

This is derived from Serene Branson' botched news report on CBS the night of the Grammys.

Also could be spelled berdtation or even birtation

I had a bird-tation and spilled ketchup all over my blazer.

bird-tation by ChrisTechTV March 15, 2011

Birtation 

A word used when you blank out and don't know what to say, like when you are a reporter on live television.

Reporter: "well a berry very heaveh aah heavy do it birtation tonight, we had a very dares dares son, but lets go hit, tearish, taze english for the bit… behead da pit."

Birtation by bacala777 March 15, 2011

birdtation 

when a person's speech comes out in nonsensical phrases. for comedic purposes, it is preferred that the person is just momentarily inarticulate rather than having a serious medical issue.

they laughed for hours at Jake Benson's Autotune Remix of Serene Branson's on-air meltdown but their souls were saved when it was discovered that she was not having a stroke but rather a migraine-related birdtation.

Maureen: "dammie when poopoo."
Robbie: "haha, birdtation!"
Anthony: "yeah, dummy. stupid dog."

birdtation by toyMasulina March 17, 2011

birtation 

having words leave your brain in one fashion, and arrive at your mouth completely differently

We all thought that reporter had a stroke, but it was just a birtation.

I totally had a birtation at that job interview.

birtation by frunkusofcourse March 17, 2011

heavy birdtation 

extreme vaginal discharge. yeast infection 10 fold. if sexed, often accompanied by vaginal farts

can't have sex this week with my girl.

why?

she's got some heavy birdtation and i dont feel like fucking slimer.

heavy birdtation by guinness camel March 6, 2011

Birdtation 

A word that can be used when you have lost your "train of thought" or are having a stroke while speaking.

So the Grammy Awards were birdtation, birdtation and yes. Birdtation you birdtation!

Birdtation by SwapMeetDude March 3, 2011