apple down

A way to tell someone that something's wrong, even if they don't know about it. Taken from season 5, episode 2 of Gilmore Girls.

*Lorelai approaches Miss Patty's dance studio where Patty is instructing several small dancing apples.*

PATTY: Keep it going, kids. You're red, you're delicious. You're about to have the juice sucked out of you. *She smiles as Lorelai passes* There she is -- our spunky entrepreneur.

LORELAI: I am the uber-Trump-Murdoch-Maximus. *She glances back* Oop. Apple down.

PATTY: Apple down. *pauses before understanding then reacting* Apple down!

by Nerd Apple April 21, 2006

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apple maps

apple maps:The poorest cobbled and invalid representation of our planet since the Dark Ages.

Apple, in it's height ignorance and blind belief that their drones (customers) would never notice the switch from Google, a product of a misfired neuron in the peabrains of software "developers".

Well now I am lost, time to open Google Maps... What? Where did Google go? The fuck is just "Maps". So now Apple Maps is the only thing on my phone now. Well, gotta find my place.
Fuck, where the hell is my house? There's just a garble of satellite artifacting and missing photos.

(Siri voice) LEFT TURN

FUCK

( screams)

OH MY GOD

(Crash)
Beep. Beep. Beep.

You have reached your destination...
HELL

by Florescent Lamp January 12, 2014

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Apple Valley

A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. There are no apples here. mainly small town but it is rapidly growing. not much to do here other than go to the movies. we have 2 theaters,

Apple Valley Teenager: I'm bored im going to the movies

by xoxo_maggs_xoxo August 25, 2009

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