Yogurt Licker

A person who is so absolutely horrible that no profanity will do, resulting in you using obscure and random insults.

“Don’t look at me like that you infantile, yogurt licking imp!”

“God you’re such a fucking Yogurt Licker!”

by FunnyDollar January 24, 2021

Genertal Yogurt

What comes out of your dick, which isnt urine.

Omg, is that Genertal Yogurt on your trousers?!

by Lol Cheeseburger. August 25, 2010

Yogurt ass

Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.

She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.

by Mcgwicko April 18, 2021

Salted Yogurt

nut

I heard Brian likes to eat salted yogurt for breakfast every morning.

by Hdheje October 30, 2019

Bit the Yogurt

"Bit the Yogurt" is an expression originating in the United States of America, specifically Saint Louis, Missouri in the early 1990s. The expression is used when a person enters into an endeavor with more enthusiasm than is required for the task and ultimately end in miserable failure.

Example: Dave got way too excited creating his Dungeons and Dragons character because his wizard died in the first 5 minutes of the campaign. "Dave really Bit the Yogurt".

by Magrifiedmonkey November 07, 2024

yogurt hole

Adj. : Describing a felatious vagina or anus that has been aggressively drenched with semen in such a way that the only way to describe it is a hole covered in yogurt.

"Did u see how i totally creampied that yogurt hole?"

"Ya you really covered that hole, whole!"

by Duck from the gunclub November 19, 2021

purple yogurt slinger

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole

That man has a huge purple yogurt slinger

by yoMamma June 15, 2015