yogurt

Pronounced Y(aw)gurt by this dumbass named Bella Baui Lacelle

"I want some y(aw)gurt" -Bella
"It's YOgurt you idiot" -Ella

by pituitarygland January 11, 2020

Post Yogurt

Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.

Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.

Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.

Fin

by Mikie Mike and the Miketones April 8, 2023

Belly button Yogurt

Yogurt made from the bacteria in your belly button

Jill made some homemade belly button yogurt!

by koolterrorist May 11, 2023

yogurt injection

Ejaculation of semen

Manny's wife came home and caught her husband giving his gay friend a yogurt injection.

by pentozali December 28, 2013

Yogurt Effect

When you mix diary-based beverages (milk, bailey's, etc.) with highly acidic ingredients (lime juice, sloe gin, etc.) and the resulting mixture coagulates into a yogurt consistency. Also commonly known as the cement mixer effect.

"Today we're gonna create a shooter that may, if you use the right sloe gin, give you a yogurt effect"

by TangyBBQ May 1, 2025

yogurt flute

Another word for the male appendage (dick)

Yo man, your yogurt flute is hanging out of your pants, put that thing away.

by ftothek June 17, 2022

Yogurt ass

Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.

She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.

by Mcgwicko April 17, 2021